{"id":1174,"date":"2013-02-21T10:30:23","date_gmt":"2013-02-21T10:30:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yvod.net\/ulan\/?p=1174"},"modified":"2014-01-07T06:04:36","modified_gmt":"2014-01-07T06:04:36","slug":"legal-weed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/yvod.com\/ulan\/legal-weed\/","title":{"rendered":"Legal Weed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So today, for the second time, I became legal. Here is the process I went through to get my medical marijuana &#8216;license&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>The first thing I needed to do was find a place to get an evaluation. I searched around for a bit and saw prices for examinations all the way up to $150! I heard that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/oakland-420-evaluations-oakland\" target=\"_blank\">420 Evaluations Oakland<\/a> did them for $50 and wanted to check them out. I printed out the coupon below and jumped on my bike for a quick ride to 27th and Telegraph.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yvod.com\/ulan\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/oakland-420-evaluations-medical-marijuana-doctor-evaluations-2-11.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/yvod.com\/ulan\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/oakland-420-evaluations-medical-marijuana-doctor-evaluations-2-11-1024x614.jpg\" alt=\"420 Evaluations Oakland\" width=\"620\" height=\"371\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1177\" srcset=\"http:\/\/yvod.com\/ulan\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/oakland-420-evaluations-medical-marijuana-doctor-evaluations-2-11-1024x614.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/yvod.com\/ulan\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/oakland-420-evaluations-medical-marijuana-doctor-evaluations-2-11-300x179.jpg 300w, http:\/\/yvod.com\/ulan\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/oakland-420-evaluations-medical-marijuana-doctor-evaluations-2-11-624x374.jpg 624w, http:\/\/yvod.com\/ulan\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/oakland-420-evaluations-medical-marijuana-doctor-evaluations-2-11.jpg 1936w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The place is a barren room with about 20 chairs all facing a large TV that was playing some really stupid &#8216;urban&#8217; comedy. About 5 people we sitting there filling out forms. I gave the receptionist my coupon and drivers license and she handed me a short medical form to fill out.<\/p>\n<p><strong>NOTE:<\/strong> You must be a California resident to a receive California doctor&#8217;s recommendation (ie: your ticket to buy dank). The receptionist asked if my license had the correct address. I told her it did not and gave her a different one. I doubt they will give a recommendation if all you have is an out-of-state ID. I suppose if you brought in a US Government ID that was not state identified (like a Passport) you might be OK. I plan to find out soon \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>The form took about 5 minutes to fill out. I wrote down that my symptoms were that I could not sleep and had slight back pain. I claimed everything else about me was fine and that I was not taking any medications. I handed the papers back to the receptionist and waited for about 5 minutes before I was directed to visit with the doctor.<\/p>\n<p>The doctor was super nice and non-judgmental. She just wanted to make sure everything was OK with me. She asked why I never took an X-Ray for my back pain and I told her it wasn&#8217;t that bad. I only really notice it when I am going to sleep. My real issue is with sleep. She asked why I can&#8217;t sleep and I said I have a hard time turning my brain off and that when I lay in bed thinking I feel the pain in my back.<\/p>\n<p>She politely suggested I see a therapist about my stress. She also thought I might ask my regular doctor to look at my back a bit more. <\/p>\n<p>She then asked me how I like to take marijuana and I confided in her that I prefer the lozenges. She was very firm about one thing: <em>I don&#8217;t want you smoking marijuana! Edibles are great if you like them and they help you. If you must smoke &#8211; <strong>use a vaporizer!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>She then came over and listened to my heart, signed the paper and thanked me for my time. All in, the entire examination experience from when I walked in the door until I left took less than 20 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>With my new paper in hand, my next stop was the <a href=\"http:\/\/mybpg.com\" target=\"_blank\">Berkeley Patients Group<\/a>. I love these guys. They are super knowledgable, friendly and offer a compassionate service. I explained that my last recommendation had expired and I was returning after a year of absence. The receptionist seemed genuinely happy to hear I was returning and handed me a &#8220;green ticket&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I got in line and was standing at the counter within 3 minutes. (At their old location I remember waiting much longer on weekends and around the 1st and 15th of the month.) After a nice chat about what I was looking for, I was directed to a lozenge option that I had not tried before called <a href=\"https:\/\/www.stickyguide.com\/dispensaries\/the-apothecarium\/products\/cbd-oos\" target=\"_blank\">CBD-OOS<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Finally we are able to offer a high-CBD low-THC edible for those looking for relief without distracting psychoactive effects.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>That is music to my ears! Yeah! I bought two packs, one strawberry and a tangerine. For good measure, I also bought my old faithful: the lemon-flavored <a href=\"https:\/\/www.stickyguide.com\/dispensaries\/south-bay-healing-center\/products\/cannisoothe-lemonindica\" target=\"_blank\">Canni-Soothe<\/a>. I always like to keep a cone around for guests so I picked up a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.stickyguide.com\/dispensaries\/berkeley-patients-group\/products\/purple-kush-cone\" target=\"_blank\">Purple Kush Cone<\/a>. <em>Bouquet: Soft pine and a sweet, grapey taste on an earthy foundation. Taste: Grape and fruity with a hint of hash.<\/em> Nice!<\/p>\n<p>As I was paying I displayed the &#8220;green ticket&#8221; and was greeted with a &#8220;Wow! You didn&#8217;t tell me you had a green ticket!!&#8221; My server bounced over to a big box and brought back a clear bag which contained a rewards card pre-loaded with 200 points (winning!), a magnet for my fridge and a free cone. &#8220;Free is good, yes?&#8221; Yes it is. Most definitely!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yvod.com\/ulan\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/physician-statement1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/yvod.com\/ulan\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/physician-statement1-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"Physician Statement and Evaluation\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1181\" srcset=\"http:\/\/yvod.com\/ulan\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/physician-statement1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/yvod.com\/ulan\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/physician-statement1-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/yvod.com\/ulan\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/physician-statement1-624x467.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I rode home with my stash and clocked my time. All-in, including the ride to the doctor and the purchase of my medicine&#8230; I was home in less than one hour. Not bad. Not bad at all. While it is nice to get delivery service, I really enjoy going to the store and picking out my medicine for myself.<\/p>\n<p>Legal is good. Yes, it is. Most definitely!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So today, for the second time, I became legal. Here is the process I went through to get my medical marijuana &#8216;license&#8217;. The first thing I needed to do was find a place to get an evaluation. I searched around for a bit and saw prices for examinations all the way up to $150! 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